When I got home from work today there was a female pig waiting for me, with a small pack of tarot cards, a mysterious box and a beautiful card.
The female pig told me she was called Diamond and she showed me what was inside the mysterious box: Cadbury Creme Eggs. Yum! Diamond (and the other cool stuff) was send to us as a surprise by our friends Laura and Sparky.
Diamond also showed me the tiny tarot deck. She told me she can read tarot for people and when she does you should call her Madame Diamond as pigs who can read tarot are very rare so should be be called by an official title when they do so.
Madame Diamond then read my cards for me.
There were a lot of Sword cards and I wasn't sure if that was a good sign, but Madame Diamond told me I had nothing to worry about.
Thanks Laura and Sparky!
Diamond will fit right in here.